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 Topic: Ask KFKThe new items published under this topic are as follows.
G'day Mate
Have you ever thought of a spin off show like KFK: the Golden Years. - Mazzy
K to the F
I am the magical junk mail fairy! I will grant you any superpower of your choosing, under the condition that I get your soul! I will also accept someone elses soul, the sole of your shoe, seoul South Korea, just about anything that starts with an 's' and doesn't end with 'it'. So how 'bout it? Love, Mr. Buttersworth
Dear KFK,
You were a popular (loose meaning of the word) martial arts actor (again), so what made you get into the coffee and wacky tobaccy business? Shouldn't you be doing infomercials about excersize machines?? -Official KFK Fan Club member #111985
Dear KFK
I was just wondering about your personal views on KUSH LASH?
Hi Karl!
I love you as I love cheese on a toast. But I have one question: Did you ever had your own cartoon, where you was the hero, had a gang of teenager helpers, fought the communism and gived advice about crack and kicking people in the face?
The boys are back in town...
down at Dino's Bar and Grill, the boys are dressed to kill That jukebox in the corner is playin my favorite song Here i am... Rock you like a hurricane Baby, when i think about you i think about love -Yesterday's Hero
Dear Kung Fu Karl,
Recently I have been playing the lottery a lot. It's been pretty fun thinking about all the stuff I could buy if I won, but I never do! I've tried everything I can think of to put the odds in my favor (besides buying more tickets. I don't want people thinking I'm an addict), but nothing seems to work. I was wondering if you had any pointers on what I could do to tip the scales. Also, if you know anybody at the lottery put in a good word for me. I think I would make a great millionaire. You know, the kind that's generous yet with just a touch of kooky craziness to make people laugh and feel good about other people having way more money than them. Well, there's another drawing tonight, so cross your fingers for me, cause if I win, we're getting trashed! Sincerely, Clemillionaire
Dear KFK,
My girlfriend totally digs penguins so I printed her out a picture of your ultimate penguin and gave it to her for valentine's day. She loved it so much, she gave me a big kiss (among other things). So, I saw her today and she is getting all obsessive about that picture. She is even trying to find a real penguin like it. How can I get her attention away from it and back on to me? -Larry
Mr. Ninjaman,
I would love to attend ninja academy or go to ninja school. Does such a place exist? If so what do I need to enroll and become an efficient killing machine? Thanks for your time. -Discoballs
Yo KFK-
How did you become so washed up? Didn't you used to be the top fighter or someting? You even had that lady karate friend! I can't see why you gave that all up , or did you just get older? I hate getting older, so I try to act like a little kid. Do you think that's a good idea, or should I act my age? Help me out on this one!
Oh Pimp Karl, do you think this is the pimpest penguin ever?
-Pimp Penguin Lover 
Mr Wannabe Martial Arts Star
Although your kung fu skills probably rival those of the late Bruce Lee (may God bless him) and the still living Jet Li and Jackie Chan, I was wondering how your skills with the ladies are. The ladies I associate with, aren’t skanky hoes ie Paris Hilton, granted they are as hot and I want to bang them, but they are hard to get as they both smart and pretty, and I’ve also made good friends with a few of them, what is your advice on this, oh wise Karl
Dear KF Karl,
How many movies have you apeared in (as a movie star) And when was your last one. Sincerly ME
Dear Kentucky Fried Koala,
How goes the pinyata training? I just wondered what your opinion on the shower fart was? It got a lot of attention in the forums. Yours sincerely, HooHaa
Dear Karl,
I seem to be on fire at the moment. Have any suggestions about how to alleviate this problem? Maybe you can relate to a time when you and DK were burning and such. P.S. Mr. Show with Bob and David is groovy. -Discoballs-
Do you eat beans? Would you like to see a new movie starring George Wendt?
Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt? Would you like to see George
Wendt eating beans in a movie? Do you eat beans at George Wendt movies?
Would you like to see George Wendt in a bean eating movie? How many beans
do you eat at George Wendt bean eating movies? How many bean eating movies
have you seen with George Wendt? If you were a bean what kinda bean would
you be?
DEAR KFK,
I pray this message finds you well . i have reson to belifre that dk ( as he is affectionatly known) one has superiour grama and speeling skills then me and also is a different pseron everday . i mean how do you know its dk with that hood on in all . dont you think theres a slight chance that prehaps its even your fans in desguise , a new one everyday . Why all you would need is a voice devoise or somthing allong those lines. BE CAREFULL KFK , i fear you are in grave danger . DANGER !! well grandmother insists that i eat at the tabble and not the computer so i best leave now. - crippled andy.
Dear Karl,
This myspace thing is out of control. So why don't you hop on the bandwagon and get a personalized Kung fu Karl myspace page and be like all the rest of the pathetic dorks (like myself)?
Greetings fellow vomiting actor-dude,
This is Wannabe-Wizard/Glad-to-be-Henchman/Super Stud. I just got done with a stint as "The Carpenter" in the ode to drugs that is Alice in Wonderland. All my castmates hate me though cause I missed 3 performances due to my desire not to throw up on stage (an amateur move I know, but i felt it was a right one especially considering that i dont have the money to replace my costume.) So, how can i take bloody revenge on them for their mocking? -Carping the day as the Carpenter
Holy shit Karl!
A f***ing moron hacked the college university website! What are you plannig for revenge? P.S. I hope it involves killing Snake
Hey KFK!
I know its been awhile but thanks to all your help in the past I've become a well balanced member of society again! Anywho, I'm working at a video store now and my co-worker loves crazy martial arts movies. So I asked him what his favorite Kung Fu Karl flick was, and he said he'd never heard of you! Sure enough, we looked in the computer and couldn't find any movie with you in it! The closest we even came to acknowledging your existence was an old Rothrock VHS tape that time forgot. Anyway, my question is why are you films unavailable in the U.S.? Sincerely, A movie store clerk who can't understand why people have such a hard time finding their way around a place as easy as a clearly labeled video store. I mean honestly people it's not rocket science... |
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