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werd, when will we see bumblebee rap battle with a small donkey?

Dear Team,
why did the chicken cross the road?

yek

chunkydogs wrote:

werd, when will we see bumblebee rap battle with a small donkey?

This is an easy one. Four words: Bush. Christmas. Pageant...man. Did any of you guys see this on the news? Who would have imagined seeing LeAnn Rimes, Ruben Studdard, Vanessa Williams, JoJo and whoever Michael McDonald is, and President Bush on the same stage together singing? Obviously they just pick any random people, unless Bush is secretly a big JoJo fan (and you all know he is...). So in the Christmas Pageant 2008 up on the stage you can expect to see with President JoJo: Lassie, Christopher Walken, the voice of Tony the Tiger, Sigfried but not Roy and the latest American Idol winner, William Shatner. And yes, as special guests you will be able to see Bumblebee rap battling an extra small donkey, judged by none other than Bruce Willis.

yeknom_23 wrote:

Dear Team,
why did the chicken cross the road?

yek

Well we know from the Barenaked Ladies song One Week that it is a chinese chicken. What you didn't know is that the chicken is crossing the road into mongolia to escape Chairman Mao's cultural revolution in 1967. The chicken was reassigned the occupation of farmer, his religion was banned as was the culture he loved. He realizes that communism won't work and will try to make his way to America, only to die on his journey.

COMMUNISM KILLS CHICKENS.


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Dear Team

Why did you make this topic yet again?

FantasticStan wrote:

Dear Team

Why did you make this topic yet again?

Because I've got a month and a half of school holidays to fill, plus it's a big boost to my ego to believe that people need my opinion and advice.


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dear team,
how's the weather over there?

yeknom

Dear Team,
I have been wanting to make a little extra money on the side. How do you suppose I go about doing this in an easy and legal manner?

Thank you,
Pennyless in Pennsylvania

yeknom_23 wrote:

dear team,
how's the weather over there?

yeknom

It's a beautiful day! Around 25C with a slight nor-easterly. Not a cloud in the sky - your classic summer Christmas.

RottieGirl wrote:

Dear Team,
I have been wanting to make a little extra money on the side. How do you suppose I go about doing this in an easy and legal manner?

Thank you,
Pennyless in Pennsylvania

Hmm well inventors seem to make alot right? Right? RIGHT!?
So why not try your hand at inventing something? Harder than you thought eh Billy? Uh-huh.
Well why don't I get you started with a couple of top notch ideas from the original Teamster.

Idea 1. Eyeball shaped pool. Seriously. Have you ever seen one of those, or rather HAS IT EVER SEEN YOU?! Pure magic, man.

Idea 2. Boyband. These guys make alot of money some old how. Even if their music isn't even any good. You could call yourself Times 3, even though there are four members in the group. You can have stupid songs with some weird innuendo like 'Spruce Caboose' or somesuch.
But with the noticeable disadvantage of being a girl in a boyband, you had better look elsewheres.

Idea 3. Inflatable Car. I really have no idea how this would work. That's why YOU'RE the inventor, not me.

Idea 4. Mobile Cell DVD Radar Laser i-Pod. I would buy one! If it weren't like 2 billion dollars.....double dollars...

Anyway with these grand ideas you should be hard at work now on your upside-down tree..
Woah, that's actually a pretty good one. COPYRIGHT COPYRIGHT COPYRIGHT! Now that I've said it three times, the idea's mine. Ahh the fruits of my genius.
Good luck with whatever it was I told you to do.


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Thanks Team! Wow that gave me a great idea! I will build a colapsable car. Now if I only knew how to build an actual car....I think I'll start out with a collapsable computer instead...

What about a collapsable Rottweiler? With a built-in sub-woofer?

Haha I made a funny.


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wow, you're lucky! The weather here is all BLAH! It's not even snowing!

Dear Team,
What would the air's temperature have to be to make water's surface pressure high enough to make bean dip float?


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Soldier boots are on their feet...
Mothers bare the burdens of our defeats...
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Glaeqon wrote:

Dear Team,
What would the air's temperature have to be to make water's surface pressure high enough to make bean dip float?

Well that all depends on the kind of bean dip. And the kind of water too.
But I think, all variables aside, that it would be about 12.
12 Parsecs.


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Dear Team,
Have you noticed how the heart that people make online using a greater than sign and a three looks awful lot like male genetilia as well as a heart?
<3


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tat6789 wrote:

i gave this job to Team because I know he doesn't have a soul.