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Hunji_Mofo
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Location: Scotland
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hahaha, good shizz.
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| Apr 10, 2007 - 01:31 PM |
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assgoblin
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Joined: Dec 31, 1969
Posts: 472
Location: Royal Oak/ East Lansing MI
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I pilot story I read online that I thought was good:
Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."
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| Apr 10, 2007 - 02:04 PM |
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moon_marker
Lemur
Joined: Dec 31, 1969
Posts: 318
Location: Philippines
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last night i came runnning home to my bed. then as i was quietly crying in my bed my pillow said "dont worry it's gonna be okay" you know what i did, i ran away from it. why? wouldnt u be scared if a pillow talked to u
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| Apr 11, 2007 - 11:48 PM |
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assgoblin
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Location: Royal Oak/ East Lansing MI
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nice one.
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| Apr 12, 2007 - 07:55 AM |
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Fullerman
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Joined: May 31, 2006
Posts: 61
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i have a joke my friendtold me.
okay two guys are in a video game store and one of them wants to buy a video game but he doesnt have any money so the first guy wants to steal it and the first kid says YOU CANT STEAL IT THIS STORE HAS A COMPUTER FIREWALL
LOL!!! I laghed for SO AGES WHen i heard that
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tat6789
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Joined: Dec 31, 1969
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Fullerman wrote:i have a joke my friendtold me.
okay two guys are in a video game store and one of them wants to buy a video game but he doesnt have any money so the first guy wants to steal it and the first kid says YOU CANT STEAL IT THIS STORE HAS A COMPUTER FIREWALL
LOL!!! I laghed for SO AGES WHen i heard that
Do you have Down syndrome?
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Team_180B
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Oh man that's an hilarious joke! Do you have any more?
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moon_marker
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Posts: 318
Location: Philippines
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man1: what kind of animal always asks "why?"
man2: what?
man1: a monkey
man2: why?
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what do you call lice on a bald man?
homeless!
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Team_180B
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Monkeys can't talk.
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| Jul 14, 2007 - 09:55 PM |
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moon_marker
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Team_180B wrote:Monkeys can't talk.
yeah but still...
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conebone69
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Monkies throw their own poo.
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Team_180B
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Well this joke has been a dismal failure, and I demand that heads roll. Namely Fullerman's.
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| Jul 20, 2007 - 06:10 AM |
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conebone69
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Team_180B wrote:Well this joke has been a dismal failure, and I demand that heads roll. Namely Fullerman's.
Lay off man, he laughed for so ages when he heard it, it's not his fault.
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| Jul 21, 2007 - 01:47 PM |
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Team_180B
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As did we all.
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| Jul 22, 2007 - 04:42 PM |
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Knocturn
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conebone69 wrote:Monkies throw their own poo.
And so do the insane. 
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