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Chewbacca NABJ

Meet my friend Chewbacca
a seven foot tall wookie
a giant hairy monster
who needs some fuckin nookie
a tough and able fighter
which means he's not a rookie
that's why chewbacca needs a blow job

He's one of the few rebels,
who helped stop darth vader
he needs some action now,
or he can see you later
without a normal sex life,
he's a chronic masturbator,
that's why chewbacca needs a blow job

He doesn't like when people
mistake him for sasquatch,
he just wants a few ladies
to go down on his crotch,
such a geneorous guy,
he'll even let you watch
that's why chewbacca needs a blow job

The only one who's hornier
is the Jedi known as Yoda
Chewie needs some action now,
or he just might explode-a
just five to ten minutes
and he'll blow his wookie lode-a
and that's why chewbacca needs a blow job

You fail at life,
you fail at life.


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Bigger Than Big, Stronger Than Strong

Team_180B wrote:

You fail at life,
you fail at life.

repeat chorus.


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Tell me how he died.

I will tell you how he lived.

i liked it

Locked because this is the worst thread I have ever seen.


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