Discoballs wrote:

I AM ABOVE THE LOCK, HA, SUCK IT CARTWRIGHT!

the point of locking it wasnt to keep you out you ball of goof. its to keep the other balls of goofs out...ones without keys.


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Here are some highlights of my blogs that made me laugh at my own brilliance. The brilliance that only i see though. You may see something somewhat different. Actually i just wanted to organize my favorites so i dont have to go looking for them. I'm lazy like that.

cartwright wrote:

Anywho. I was trying to think of ideas for the next blog...What should one put in ones blog? Do i just put down the first thing that comes to my head or do i put down thoughts that may be interesting to bloggers? Well...I'll do both:

First thing that comes to my head: Well the first thing that came to my head is wondering if i should put down the first thing that comes to my head or thoughts that are interesting to blogger...If this is interesting...Then I've done both...

And now for the interesting part. Reviewing the current threads on this forum, I've reached the conclusion that people like sex and they like boobies. Seeing as though I am not a 12 year old Raccoon/Man, I feel that I am not the best candidate to write about this subject.

But...

Seeing as though I am the writer for the edgiest and only blog on this forum, I feel that it is my duty to provide my bloggers with what they want:

It's a story about war...I call it "War":

The year is 2069. War has broken out on the war-torn planet of Sex & Boobies. It's a war to end all wars. There are war sounds and war images everywhere...even in the boob filled sex librarys. (The future is an odd place indeed)

(To be continued)

Oh Raccooman...those were some stupid times in the forum.

cartwright wrote:

Blog Entry #3

I feel that I have to bring up a very serious subject. It has been brought to my attention that a certain website is causing some trouble.

YES THAT'S RIGHT! It seems that Myspace and evil are at it again. There's stalking, threats, rapings, and even gay people on myspace! So what's a parent to do!?

Set up a fake raping! I know what you are thinking: "That seems very complicated! How can I go about setting this up?"

It's simple! First send your kid's myspace page a little message, posing to be a hot man or woman looking to meet your child for some innocent fun. Set the place and the time. But WAIT! I'm skipping ahead!

Don't forget to call your local police and tell them about your scheme. They have trained professionals that will rape your children and give em a taste of how dangerous myspace can be.

So there you have it! Your kids will learn to avoid the dangers of myspace AND to use a condom! That's two lessons in one!

As for the threats and gay people...There's no need to worry unless you ARE gay. The threats are aimed towards gay people on myspace anyway. So if you are gay, just simply set up a raping for those who threaten you.

(that one is pure awesome. Only the purist for my bloggers)

I'm sure there are more hilarious moments but i lost interest in the middle of making this. I think i get an A for effort and a pat on the back.


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Dear Cartwheel,

What should I do if I do not have a child?

From Louise.


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I know i am not cartwheel but i'd say just go to a localpark and steal one. lol


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Team_180B wrote:

Dear Cartwheel,

What should I do if I do not have a child?

From Louise.

Dear Louise,

Lie.


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Go to a sperm bank and rob it.


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学生：どんなとりが好き？
私：やきとり。

Cartwrighting:

Friend or foe?

Discuss.


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