Welcome to the first (i think) CU blog...I thought since everyone under the sun has an ask thread...I'd take another route and make a blog. While everyone who's nobody has a blog, no one has one at the CU forums...

First let's define a blog for those of you with lives...
According to Dictionary.com a blog is "an online diary; a personal chronological log of thoughts published on a Web page; also called Weblog, Web log"

So there you have it. People with thoughts put these thoughts into their blogs for "bloggers" to read. So if you are reading this, you are now a blogger...Sorry about that. Now that you are a blogger, you might as well finish reading my thoughts.

Raccooman is a silly bitch.

That is all.



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Ha ha ha I skipped your first 3 paragraphs and all I read was

Racoonman is a silly bitch

that is all.

IF THE REST OF YOUR BLOGS ARE LIKE THIS ONE WE COULD REALLY GO PLACES. I CAN MAKE YOU A STAR. YOU WANNA BE A STAR DON'T YA? THAN TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES


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i gave this job to Team because I know he doesn't have a soul.

Blog Entry #2 "Return of the Blog"

While reading the definition of a blog in my last blog entry, I noticed that the forum is ALSO a place where we publish thoughts. So what's the difference between a blog and a forum? Why isn't the forum called a blog?
Answer: Because It's called a forum.

Anywho. I was trying to think of ideas for the next blog...What should one put in ones blog? Do i just put down the first thing that comes to my head or do i put down thoughts that may be interesting to bloggers? Well...I'll do both:

First thing that comes to my head: Well the first thing that came to my head is wondering if i should put down the first thing that comes to my head or thoughts that are interesting to blogger...If this is interesting...Then I've done both...

And now for the interesting part. Reviewing the current threads on this forum, I've reached the conclusion that people like sex and they like boobies. Seeing as though I am not a 12 year old Raccoon/Man, I feel that I am not the best candidate to write about this subject.

But...

Seeing as though I am the writer for the edgiest and only blog on this forum, I feel that it is my duty to provide my bloggers with what they want:

It's a story about war...I call it "War":

The year is 2069. War has broken out on the war-torn planet of Sex & Boobies. It's a war to end all wars. There are war sounds and war images everywhere...even in the boob filled sex librarys. (The future is an odd place indeed)

(To be continued)

So there you have it! A fresh new blog. I wonder... do I update the blog everyday or whenever i feel like it?
Find out tomorrow...or whenever i feel like it.


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wow
and nice family guy quote back there

Blog Entry #3

I feel that I have to bring up a very serious subject. It has been brought to my attention that a certain website is causing some trouble.

YES THAT'S RIGHT! It seems that Myspace and evil are at it again. There's stalking, threats, rapings, and even gay people on myspace! So what's a parent to do!?

Set up a fake raping! I know what you are thinking: "That seems very complicated! How can I go about setting this up?"

It's simple! First send your kid's myspace page a little message, posing to be a hot man or woman looking to meet your child for some innocent fun. Set the place and the time. But WAIT! I'm skipping ahead!

Don't forget to call your local police and tell them about your scheme. They have trained professionals that will rape your children and give em a taste of how dangerous myspace can be.

So there you have it! Your kids will learn to avoid the dangers of myspace AND to use a condom! That's two lessons in one!

As for the threats and gay people...There's no need to worry unless you ARE gay. The threats are aimed towards gay people on myspace anyway. So if you are gay, just simply set up a raping for those who threaten you.

Wow


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Discoballs wrote:

Wow

I'm glad you agree.

tat6789 wrote:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

That's not funny. You shouldnt judge people by the way they look.

Oh now you're just being silly.


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cartwright wrote:

tat6789 wrote:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

That's not funny. You shouldnt judge people by the way they look.

your a penis eater.


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Anyway, on to the next Blog!

Blog Entry #4: "Originality & Children"

People so desperately want to be original. Some will do whatever it takes to stand out in the crowd. What most people don't realize is that if you have to TRY to be original, you are not. Most of you already know that but I thought I would point that out just for you stragglers.

Some people say "goths" or "skaters" (or whatever groups you kids get into these days, I honestly wouldnt know) or "stoners" try to be different but end up dressing and acting the same. That's most likely wrong because 90% of them want to be part of a group and fit in. So that leads to dudes wearing make up and girls clothing. Hot stuff i assure you.

How can one be original? Well I've thought this over and have come up with 2 answers:

The cliche answer: Be yourself! You're original in your own special way!

The Cartwright answer: Don't plagiarize you douchebags.

Children:

Get a job and stop crying.





Now that that's off my chest, I'd like to tell a little anecdote:

I was at the mall with my gal pal, surveying the food court. As I'm searching for my food destiny, this little 2 year old decides to start waving at me!!! I'm on a mission kiddo! I'm trying to figure out if I want TacoBell or McDonalds.
So my friend goes "why arent you acknowledging him? That's so mean!"

Like that kids going to grow up and bump into me one day and say:

"Heyyyy...I know you! Remember this? ::waves:: Yeah! That's right! I waved at you when I couldnt even talk and you gave me this half wave like you don't even respect me...You got something to say to me?"

I mean come on...I was on a mission!

Well basically what I'm trying to say is that I went with both tacobell and McDonalds...and boy are they a tasty combination.

McTaco?
El feista en mi pantilones!

A party in your pants? I don't know about parties where everyones invited. There's always some dick that ruins it.



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Blog Entry #5 "Fries in the Morning for a better tomorrow"

Who hasnt been screwed by the breakfast menu at fastfood restaurants once in their lives? Seriously, sometimes i want a burger and fries in the morning. I've never liked this "wait until 11 am" crap. First off, every fastfood restaurant should at least serve hot and tasty french fries in the morning. Those slabs of hashbrowns aint cutting it. Or they could at least have the decency to serve the restaurant's most popular afternoon food in the morning. AT LEAST a big mac or a whopper something.

Don't even get me started on the "eggs".

Is it so much to ask for fries in the morning!? If i want fries, I should be able to get fries!!! (excluding Whataburger because I think they serve the same thing all day)


I don't get it. I live in Houston, the Disneyland of fastfood. Everyone here is fat. I can assure you it's not a small world after all. So I'm sure the chubs of my city will back me up on this. I have a plan to get fast food restaurants to serve fries in the morning. I call it operation "Fry me a river". I don't know why.

That's a lot of sentences starting with I. Coincidence or poor writing? I'll go with Coincidence.

This blog does keep on giving!


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