From one of my favourite episodes, You Only Move Twice, the one with Hank Scorpio, bond parody, brilliant.
Kid: I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow eeeh?
Kid 2: I fell of the jungle gym and when I woke up I was in here.
Kid 3: I start fires!
and...
Scorpio: Hey, before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall please?
Homer: Mmmhmm. Umuhh now lets see now. Uuummm.
Scorpio: Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we dont believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!
Dec 28, 2005 - 04:58 AM
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Scorpio: Hey, before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall please?
Homer: Mmmhmm. Umuhh now lets see now. Uuummm.
Scorpio: Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex we dont believe in walls. In fact, I didn't even give you my coat!
The best part of that sequence is Scorpio is wearing his coat backwards after he says "I didn't even give you my coat!"
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Scorpio: Do you like my shoes? If not neither do I! (throws his shoes out the door) Get the hell outta here! Have you ever seen a man yell at his shoes?
Homer: Yes, once.
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Mainly From Scorpio
Scorpio "Stop That man hes supposed to Die"
Scorpio "If you could Kill Somthing on the way out that would be greatly appreciated"
Scorpio " No Mr. Bunt , I expect you to die and have a very cheap funeral"
Moe " I managed To Shoot Him In The Spine , So i guess the next liqour store he robs better have a ramp!!"
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Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
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Jan 18, 2007 - 04:57 AM
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^Well done Mazzy, I saw that recently and I was thinking how well that episode was written.
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Jan 18, 2007 - 06:05 AM
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i know one of my favs i fact i watching it right know on dvd (i have season 1 - 7 on dvd)
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Marge:"Your doctor said if I ever run again my ankles will shatter" Homer:"ooh ice cream" homer tries to run but falls."
its something like that. Its from the Simpsons epeisode of the new cosmic wars movie.
Feb 14, 2007 - 09:41 AM
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American Dad:
Stan: [Fast] Terrorist says "what".
Black Guy: What?
Stan: [Clicking tape recorder] Thought so...
Apr 06, 2007 - 01:46 AM
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FE wrote:
American Dad:
Stan: [Fast] Terrorist says "what".
Black Guy: What?
Stan: [Clicking tape recorder] Thought so...
That is VERY offensive.
...quoting American Dad. You must be ashamed.
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FE wrote:
American Dad:
Stan: [Fast] Terrorist says "what".
Black Guy: What?
Stan: [Clicking tape recorder] Thought so...
the title:
Simpson's or any other worthy cartoon or great TV quotes.
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moon_marker wrote:
the title:
Simpson's or any other worthy cartoon or great TV quotes.
He probably has a problem with the embolded word.
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