Some teenager from Australia just insulted your mother, your thread, and your pet flying squirrel Mrs. Rally.
What do you use to excact vengeance upon the heathen Wullabaloo
A. A titanium golf club (driver, you choose size)
B. A crowbar
C. A ice hockey skate
D. A figure skate (those toe picks are nasty)
E. A lightning rod
F. Your flying squirrel Mrs. Rally injected full of steroids and trained to attack anyone that smells of Kangaroos
Sincerely,
Shunned and annoyed
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I cant be fucked
May 11, 2005 - 02:16 AM
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Pads4Life wrote:
You've made a very powerful enemy today my friend.
Who? The guy who claims to have created the term 'I own you!'?
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May 11, 2005 - 03:14 AM
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AnoMoLouS wrote:
Padsalot,
Some teenager from Australia just insulted your mother, your thread, and your pet flying squirrel Mrs. Rally.
What do you use to excact vengeance upon the heathen Wullabaloo
A. A titanium golf club (driver, you choose size)
B. A crowbar
C. A ice hockey skate
D. A figure skate (those toe picks are nasty)
E. A lightning rod
F. Your flying squirrel Mrs. Rally injected full of steroids and trained to attack anyone that smells of Kangaroos
Sincerely,
Shunned and annoyed
I could join happy gilmore as the only people to ever try to take off my skate and stab somebody..
a Lightning rod seams incredibly effective but I am not Lord Zeus and a lot of people survive from being struck by lightning.
My brother threatened me with a golf club once, it didn't work.
The only one that logically makes sense is inject my pet flying squirrel full of steroids. Poor guy, he never even had a chance..
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i gave this job to Team because I know he doesn't have a soul.
May 11, 2005 - 09:31 PM
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with all the effort i put into that post i am most displeased by the response.
DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO TEAM HE BEATS ME!!!
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May 18, 2005 - 03:49 AM
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Oh you always come back to me. Sooner or later you will.
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May 18, 2005 - 04:21 AM
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Dear Team,
What movie would you rather see based on name alone?
1) Predator vs. Zorro
2) The Man Called Horse
4) Ghost Dad II: Sounding The Seventh Trumpet
5) The Man Called Horse Reloaded
May 18, 2005 - 04:09 PM
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assgoblin wrote:
Dear Team,
What movie would you rather see based on name alone?
1) Predator vs. Zorro
2) The Man Called Horse
4) Ghost Dad II: Sounding The Seventh Trumpet
5) The Man Called Horse Reloaded
Hahahaha.
NOW I OWN THIS THREAD! MUTINY! HAHAHA.
*clears throat*
PREDATOR VS ZORRO!? How the crop did you get a holds of my screenplay? Was it foul play? Because if it was just tell me I can handle it.
For those that haven't read my way awesome screenplay, here is an exerpt:
Quote:
INT: SPAIN OR MEXICO, DAY.
We pan across slowly to reveal Zorro sitting on a golden throne, finishing off a chicken wing. He is joined by a Predator, sprawled out on the floor.
Zorro: You ever wonder what it would be like to own a car?
The camera tracks to the left, we view the scene through a soft-focus
Predator: What are you talking about? I've got a car, you know I've got one.
Zorro: Can I tell you a secret?
Predator: Sure, buddy.
Zorro: My mask is fake.
Predator. I can't even tell.
Zorro: Really?
Predator: Seriously man.
Slow dissolve: Boom shot of EXT. Veridian City.
What do you think eh? Words are is that FOX has optioned it for 6 movies, a television series and a collectible card-deck. ACE OF HEARTS!!
'Till next time I usurp Pads,
'Rawk awn?'
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May 18, 2005 - 08:05 PM
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whoa whoa whoa, sorry buddy, i thought this was Ask Team, i must have clicked on the wrong thread or something. i didn't even realize there were other threads in gravity. sorry pads.
May 19, 2005 - 01:27 PM
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You will learn to FEEL THAT BURN.
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May 19, 2005 - 02:28 PM
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I think Pads needs some Aloe Vera for that BURN
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May 20, 2005 - 04:00 PM
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And possibly a suit of black plastic armour.
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May 20, 2005 - 09:32 PM
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I did get sunburn today, but that was because I spent 4 hours at the beach.
Be Jealous fags, I'm a 2 minute drive from one of the best beaches in the world.
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tat6789 wrote:
i gave this job to Team because I know he doesn't have a soul.
May 21, 2005 - 01:46 PM
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Yeah me too.
J-luss?
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May 21, 2005 - 03:20 PM
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I should have seen that coming, Australia and all....
Even so..
Jealousy only leads to the darkside team, let it go...
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tat6789 wrote:
i gave this job to Team because I know he doesn't have a soul.
May 21, 2005 - 10:08 PM
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What a piece of shit. What's all that shit all over the beach? What a shithole.
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