{The opening of a TV show}

Narrator: This is judge Kuno's court. He's america's judge.

*It shows Kuno running down a street in his judge's robe*

Narrator: He dosen't take any bullshit.

Kuno: Hey! Don't you lie to me! I've got a hammer!

Narrator: He's keeping the peace! Now prepare to enter judge Kuno's court.

{The TV show is now in the court room.}

Narrator: Jake jakeson claims that his ex-girlfriend Jill Jillan owe him 500 dollars for damages to his car. She claims that she only owes him 475 dollars for the damages.

Kuno: Okay Mr. Jakeson tell me what really happened on the night you claimed she damaged your car.

Jakeson: Well we got into a fight over...

Kuno: Hey! I said tell me what really happened! I said really as in what is real, not just so crap you made up in that little hic skull of yours! Now the truth Mr. Jakeson.

Jakeson: You didn't even let me tell you........

Kuno: Hey! I'm the only one in this court that can ask questions. Your not in a positions for asking questions. when up here in this chair, then you can ask them. Until then your only going to be answering then.

Jillan: What just said wasn't even a questions though.

Kuno: Shut your mouth! I don't need your lies! In this court room we deal in truth, not lies. did you hear what I said, I said truth! So how about you start telling the truth.

*The two of them just stand their with out saying a word.*

Kuno: okay I rule in favor of my self, you both owe me 500 dollars. Justice has been served in judge Kuno's court.

Jillan: You can't do that.

*Kuno then threw his hammer at her and hit her right in the face.*

Kuno: Yes i can.

*Suddenly a man who was watching the case stood up*

Man: You can throw a hammer in a court room! That's a agianst a bylaw!

Kuno: This is my court. In here I'm the law.

Man: We'll see about that.

*The man then left court room and made a call on a pay phone. Few minutes later in the court room*

Kuno: Bring in the next case.

*Suddenly the door to the court room was kicked open by RIOgrande, bylaw officer!*

Rio: Kuno I'm here to put an end to bylaw violating was. You made be above the law, but your not above the bylaw!

Kuno: Bring it on loser!

*Rio wiped out his sawed off shotgun, but Kuno quickly threw another hammer and knocked the gun out of Rio's hands. Rio then drew his trusty crowbar and charged Kuno. Kuno took out two hammers and charged Rio. They slammed right into each other and started to swing thier weapons madly. Using his crowbar Rio knocks both hammers out of Kuno's hand, but Kuno manged to pull Rio's crowbar our of his hands. Rio then punched Kuno in the stomach. The wind was knock right out of Kuno. Rio then started to pucnh kuno in the face again and agian and agian. With each time kuno moved backwared until his back was finally up agianst the window. Then with one mighty punch Rio sent Kuno flying thorugh the wind . meanwhile on the street below a bus full of children was heading for a local school as the children sang*

Children: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheel's on the bu.....

*suddenly Kuno slammed into the bus window causing the drive to make the bus swerve out of control, and it then crashed into another bus full of nuns. Then both bus blew up.*

Rio: Once agian justice is served!

The End.

Haha. Whatever happened to Kuno? I freaking love that guy.


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It's about fluency with rhymin' ingenuity
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Hahaha

"okay I rule in favor of my self, you both owe me 500 dollars. Justice has been served in judge Kuno's court."

Hilarious


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