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Oct 26, 2006, (1817 Reads)

Ask KFK 10/26/2006

K to the F
I am the magical junk mail fairy! I will grant you any superpower of your choosing, under the condition that I get your soul! I will also accept someone elses soul, the sole of your shoe, seoul South Korea, just about anything that starts with an 's' and doesn't end with 'it'.

So how 'bout it?

Love,
Mr. Buttersworth

Hmm, interesting. Your proposition intrigues me, Mr. Buttersworth.
Okay, here's the deal. I'll give you Dark Ninja's soul, that's no problem whatsoever. And for his soul, I don't want a superpower...Don't need any. What I want is...your wife! That's right, Mrs. Butterworth. Her sweet, sticky syrup has delicioused-up my pancakes for many a year.
I want you to bring her to my shoppe, and then I'll give you DK's soul. Deal? Good, and if you bring me a tall stack of pancakes, I'll throw in DK's passport and drivers license. I'd give you his birth certificate too, but I traded that a while ago for a half-eaten Nutri-Grain bar.

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