Dear KFK,
You were a popular (loose meaning of the word) martial arts actor (again), so what made you get into the coffee and wacky tobaccy business? Shouldn't you be doing infomercials about excersize machines??
-Official KFK Fan Club member #111985 Yes, in my hayday I was considered one of the best Martial Arts Actors of my time, I was also voted, "Most Likely To Commit Mail Fraud" in Highschool. Which I did, thank you very much.
Anyways, what made me get into coffee and wacky tobaccy? I think it's the whole dynamic of it all. What does wacky tobaccy do? Mellow you out. What does coffee do? Wake you up. Put them together and you are...pretty much in the same place before you did either. Huh, I don't think I completely thought this out.
Okay, maybe it's just because the only people who like coffee and weed more than me, are college students. Or maybe it's because I bought this store from a drug dealer who loved coffee and I haven't looked back since. Either way, they are all lies and you'll never know the horrible horrible truth. Never.
Okay you forced my hand. I won it on Wheel Of Fortune back in the 80's.
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