Dear KFK
I was just wondering about your personal views on KUSH LASH? I love me some Kush-Lash! Especially when I'm hung over, have some fresh Kush-Lash over some eggs and bacon...smother it with syrup, wash it down with a glass of OJ and I'm set!
Wait. You're talking about the game Kush-Lash aren't you? I was thinking the Mediterranean Chicken dish...Well anyway, yeah I love the game as well.
The best time to play Kush Lash is right after me and DK have a pizza eating contest. DK is usually good for downing 3-4 full pizzas himself, and after that, it's nap-time baby! And what's the best spot for a nap? Why it's my hammock room in the back.
I let him get into a deep nap zone, about 20-25 minutes or so, just about the point where he is more nap and pizza than man...and that's when I bust out the Kush Lash.
Scoring is pretty simple, 1,000 points if I hit him in the bean-bag. Game over.
The tough part is cleaning up the mess. A puke pile made up of 4 pizzas ain't pretty, but I just make DK clean it up anyway, so it all works out for the best. DK hasn't ever tried to get me back so far...Not that I know of anyway, there was this one time when he set a football on fire and threw in it my bed. Then he tried to stab me to death while I was on fire. But that wasn't really "getting me back" so much as it was just an inside joke. Heh heh...I still laugh just thinking about it.
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