Dear KFK
How come I'm not a gmod?What in the hell is a "gmod"? And why are you asking me about this?
This question is getting dangerously close to blowing my mind!!! Wait...hold on...Hold....Hooooooolllllldddddddd. There! My mind has been officially blown.
Now, what's a gmod? And why are you not a gmod? I still don't know what it is. I was hoping that mind blowing incident would knock off the cob webs and have something pop into my head. Instead I still don't know and now I can't seem to hear anything.
Alright let's figure this thing out. "gmod" sounds like it's short for something, kinda sounds like those stupid nicknames like A-Rod, J-Lo, or Ho-Mo (Howard Morgan, my accountant)- So maybe gmod is short for Greg Modesto. Do you know anybody named Greg Modesto? I do. He's an asshole. You don't wanna be like Greg Modesto. Wait, this isn't Greg is it? You sneaky son of a *****! You tried to pull a quick one on KFK!
I'm Greg Modesto, I'm gonna ask KFK if he knows why I'm not me!
I hate you with all my life Greg Modesto. If it takes every last breath, I will find you, and I will kill you and murder you too. Greg, do you hear me? Because I think you hear me coming.
Love,
Karl
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