Dear KFK
Have you ever tried to bring somebody back from the dead? Interesting question,
Yes I've tried to bring many things back from the dead, like people, pets, my career, etc. It never turns out the way you want it to. If they don't come back pure evil, then they come back overly affectionate, but half decomposed. Trust me, you don't want to be forced to snuggle with an undead, decomposing ex-girlfriend. The problems pile up real quick!
If you're going to try to bring someone or something back from beyond I have one major tip for you.
Double and Triple Check to make sure that the person or thing you are bringing back to life, is actually dead. Because the stuff you have to do in order to bring a dead person back to life, would kill a living person. Then you have to do it all over again to bring them back, and it's just a big waste of time. I hate having to do things twice.
I'll finish things off with a movie poster from the movie I did to try to bring my career back from the dead. Ironically it's called "Zombie Ninja: Kickin' Out The Coffin".
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