Ask KFK 03/01/2006 :: College University :: The Online Animated Cartoon

Mar 01, 2006, (2430 Reads)

Ask KFK 03/01/2006

Dear KFK,
My girlfriend totally digs penguins so I printed her out a picture of your ultimate penguin and gave it to her for valentine's day. She loved it so much, she gave me a big kiss (among other things). So, I saw her today and she is getting all obsessive about that picture. She is even trying to find a real penguin like it. How can I get her attention away from it and back on to me?
-Larry Hey Larry,
So your girlfriend went nuts over a picture that I drew of The Ultimate Penguin eh? That figures. Pretty much everything I do drives women ga-ga. Like when I take pictures of them while they sleep. They're always like, "How the hell did you get into my house?!" and "Who the hell are you?!" and "Where are your pants?!" Girls love a mystery!
Alright, so you want to do something special that will draw her attention away from the awesome penguin and get her back to you....So how about the worlds worst Penguin? Let's try this one and see how she reacts

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