Yo KFK-
How did you become so washed up? Didn't you used to be the top fighter or someting?
You even had that lady karate friend! I can't see why you gave that all up , or did
you just get older?
I hate getting older, so I try to act like a little kid. Do you
think that's a good idea, or should I act my age?
Help me out on this one!How did I become so washed up? Well if I knew the answer to that question, I wouldn't be so washed up.
It happens very slowly, you don't even notice it until you are wresting a drunken dog for the last bite of some disgarded rat testicles in the middle of a Hong Kong alleyway....Then and ONLY then do you realize that this might be a bad road to go down.
Yes I used to be a fighter, but I did most of my fighting on camera...and in the hospital too. I would head down to the burn ward once or twice a week and use the burned mummies as punching bags- You know, sharpen my skills and toughen them up as well. They didn't like that much, and neither did their familes.
Eventually it all faded away and here I am today, the proud papa of a beautiful coffee shoppe just off campus of College University. I wouldn't change a thing, except every decision I've made from 1983 up today.
Look I hate getting older too, but don't act like a little kid, it's not a good idea. The only time you can act like a little kid is when you are in a room where everything is gigantic making you look like a little kid. Otherwise, you just look retarded.
Just act your age, whatever it is, act exactly as if you are that age.
70? Where a shirt with "70" on it and move to Florida.
106? Dress up like a coffin and bury yourself.
16? Drive horribly and get inexplicable boners at the worst possible times.
Take this advice, and live by it. Oh and if you see that drunken dog with a belly full of rat balls, give him a swift drop kick for me.
Print this article
Comments
Only logged in users are allowed to comment.
register/log in
Comments