Although your kung fu skills probably rival those of the late Bruce Lee (may
God bless him) and the still living Jet Li and Jackie Chan, I was wondering
how your skills with the ladies are. The ladies I associate with, aren’t
skanky hoes ie Paris Hilton, granted they are as hot and I want to bang
them, but they are hard to get as they both smart and pretty, and I’ve also
made good friends with a few of them, what is your advice on this, oh wise
Karl So you've decided to try and bang your femaie friends,
This is a sticky situation indeed, and will either end in her hating you, or sex....and eventually hating you.
So before we start, you must be accept the fact that this will ruin your relationship with them. If you are willling to throw out friendship for sex, then and only then we can begin.
Okay, we are underway. The main thing is to begin to "de-friend" yourself from this girl. Make her stop seeing you as a friend, and start making her see you as a sex object. The only way I know how to do that is to start lifting heavy things around her.
"Oh is that desk in your way? Let me get that!"
"Man that bail of hay looks heavy! Let me get that!"
"Those iron bars need to be bent! Let me get that!"
"I did 400 push ups last night! Let me get that!"
Hmm, that last one didn't really make sense, but go with it!
Okay, after you establish that you are a man, start trying to take her out or get her in situations where it's just the two of you, but don't make it seem like a date. Lunch, Movies, Shower, etc.
Soon enough, she'll start having uncontrollable romantic feelings to jump your boner.
After that it's sex, followed by uncomfortable silence....possibly a little more sex....and then you move out of town.
Let me know how it goes! Good luck!
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