Dear Kentucky Fried Koala,
How goes the pinyata training? I just wondered what your opinion on the shower fart was? It got a lot
of attention in the forums.
Yours sincerely,
HooHaaHola HooHaa,
Pinata training is going great as always, yesterday I smashed up the pinata shaped like the Earth....I felt like God, or actually Unicron, because I ate up all the candy. It was the best day of my life.
Anyways, shower farts. I read up on the forum about sed farts and it is an amazing occurance. Normally I try not to fart right after getting out of the shower for two reasons...1-Either I haven't dried off yet, and if I fart, it will blow the ass water off my ass and onto whatever is behind me (Most of the time it's stacks of Swank). 2-I've dried off and I've got my towel wrapped around my waist, so this fart is fumigating the towel that I will soon use to wipe my face...Not good.
So I go for the fart while I'm still in the shower...It's got it's pros and cons...
A major pro is that it may be a filthy fart, but you are already in the shower, so just clean up....It's like getting shot in a hosiptal, you may be hurt, but you don't have to go anywhere to get fixed up.
A con is that you are in a hot steamy box where smells are amplified and stick around way past their welcome. So that Chiptole fart you just laid has now been blown up 10 fold covering your entire body. And eventhough your own fart smell has a certain sense of self pride to it, you don't want it surrounding you for 15 minutes at a time.
In closing, the shower fart is a double edged sword so choose your farts wisely. Otherwise, you might be drying off your face with a fart soaked towel.
Kentucky Fried Koala
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