Dear Karl,
I seem to be on fire at the moment. Have any suggestions about how to
alleviate this problem? Maybe you can relate to a time when you and DK
were burning and such.
P.S. Mr. Show with Bob and David is groovy.
-Discoballs-hey Discoballs,
Fire eh? Well if you were playing basketball it'd be okay...But since you are at a computer, I take it you are NOT playing basketball...
Okay, so it's been established that you are not playing an organized game of basketball in which you have hit a bunch of shots in a row, and people are saying, "You are on fire!", correct? I just want to make sure. Okay.
Well, have you thought about water? Water usually puts out fire...unless it's a grease fire, then it just spreads it around. Are you all greasy? If so, use a foam fire extinguisher, that should do the trick.
I remember one time, DK tried to set me on fire while I was driving us to the mall. I was about to pull into the parking garage when DK managed to somehow douche me in gasoline, and took the car cigarette lighter and threw it in my lap!
Now I'm trying to get the parking garage ticket out of the machine when I notice that my legs are a burning inferno. So I jumped out of the car, and started running around like crazy as the flames reached my face. DK was laughing so hard he started crying. Luckily a bystander had a mini fire extinguisher and put out the flames.
Well after I settled down, we parked the car and went Holiday shopping. A few hours later we get back to the car and realize that the parking ticket must have burned up when my pants were on fire! So we were stuck in the garage! We both had a good laugh and agreed that the only way to get out was to burn that little arm bar thingy that stops the cars from leaving. Well the fire quickly spread to the entire garage....But don't worry, we managed to get out fine.
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