DEAR KFK,
I pray this message finds you well . i have reson to belifre that dk ( as he is affectionatly known) one has superiour grama and speeling skills then me and also is a different pseron everday . i mean how do you know its dk with that hood on in all . dont you think theres a slight chance that prehaps its even your fans in desguise , a new one everyday . Why all you would need is a voice devoise or somthing allong those lines. BE CAREFULL KFK , i fear you are in grave danger . DANGER !!
well grandmother insists that i eat at the tabble and not the computer so i best leave now.
- crippled andy.Hi Crippled Andy,
Tough break about being crippled and dumb, blah blah blah.
Look I've been hanging out with DK for as long as I can remember, he tries to kill me almost EVERYDAY. It's no big deal anymore, he can never do it. He's like the Wile E. Coyote and I'm that Ostrich thing....You know....Big Bird? Whatever.
I appreciate the heads up, but he's no threat at all. Just the other day he tried to trick me into going head first into one of those big deep fryers they use to deep fry turkeys....Well I was about to dunk my face in there when I realized the oil was hot and that it might melt me. So I backed off and kicked the whole thing over, spilling molten hot oil all over DK's shins....It was hilarious! The oil melted his pants making them into Daisy Dukes! Despite horrendous burns all over his legs, I still managed to laugh myself to sleep. I'm such a trooper.
When I woke up, DK was gone...Turns out he walked himself to the hospital, but along the way, he got arrested because the Daisy Dukes made him look like a hooker!!!!
I can't wait until next week when I bail him out, I'm gonna laugh right in his face!
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Dk is such a fag.
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