This is Wannabe-Wizard/Glad-to-be-Henchman/Super Stud.
I just got done with a stint as "The Carpenter" in the
ode to drugs that is Alice in Wonderland.
All my castmates hate me though cause I missed 3 performances
due to my desire not to throw up on stage (an amateur
move I know, but i felt it was a right one especially
considering that i dont have the money to replace my
costume.) So, how can i take bloody revenge on them
for their mocking?
-Carping the day as the CarpenterHey whats up Carpenter (AKA Jesus...obvious metaphor in Wonderland)
So you want to get your castmates back for being mad at you for not showing up to the performances. But in your defense, if you did show up, you'd make the play into a barf-o-rama, thus ruining the play and your costume.
I think the solution is pretty easy here, but it will result in you having to change schools....If you are NOT okay with changing schools, please send a response to this post right now...before I post it.....
Nothing?
Okay, I guess you are fine with changing schools.
Now, If I've learned anything from wasting my life away watching movies. In Stand By Me, that fat kid drinks a bottle of Castor Oil before entering the pie eating contest, knowing he'll barf and make everyone else barf, creating the aforementioned, "Barf-O-Rama". So if you eat like 2 meatball sandwiches, 4 glasses of milk, a bucket of fried clams and wash it down with some Castor Oil, and then head out on stage...You should have the best revenge imaginable without going as far as murdering people.
Oh and if you get a chance, puke on the Cheshire Cat....I hate that asshole.
Now, I was going to draw a picture of you barfing all over your castmates, but instead here's what Wolverine would look like if he were a 1970's Basketball Player....
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